HighDesertZJ [JU]
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That your sex life sounds truly pathetic.What's the thinking here?
That your sex life sounds truly pathetic.What's the thinking here?
I don't date her, just a FWB I picked up along the way I guess, she's not even sure if she'll stay with he BF/fiance/BF/fiance (it's been back and forth a couple of times)
She expected me to get out of bed and go in the bathroom to finish... I was like It's my bed, if you don't want to be here then you get out of bed!
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At least you handled it ok. Tell her to get the fawk out. Did she think you brought her over to hear her views on life or something? 

I'd tell her I don't masturbate, but I was going to have to have a cold shower, and then i'd go wack off in the shower.
Then I'd wack off every 2 nd day for a couple of weeks and save it all in a container in the freezer.
Then I'd invite her over again for dinner, after I have a bunch of jizz saved up and mix it into her portion of the meal. After an hour or 2, I would tell her what I did, and then laugh, a lot.

At least you handled it ok. Tell her to get the fawk out. Did she think you brought her over to hear her views on life or something?
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What would be the point of fapping alone in the bathroom, may as well look at her while fapping.She expected me to get out of bed and go in the bathroom to finish... I was like It's my bed, if you don't want to be here then you get out of bed!
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I have no problem whackin' it in front of a women who is tired or not in the mood. 

Seriously...she entered into a binding legal contract to perform a BJ (at a minimum) the moment she walked through your doorunless you are 12 HJ are worthless.
.I hold back on teh HJ until her arm gets tired and she starts teh BJ.![]()
no, you can't even hold back 5min while getting a lap dance in a strip club.lol Aren't you the guy that blows his load during a lapdance?I hold back on teh HJ until her arm gets tired and she starts teh BJ.![]()
lol Aren't you the guy that blows his load during a lapdance?
The picture of the lap dance recipient with the wet drawers is classic.The picture of the lap dance recipient with the wet drawers is classic.
