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let's call afganistan and get on the NSA list...

Hubjeep said:
So, we call random numbers to look suspicious? :puzzled:
Yeah but not quite. See if you just ask Omar about the price on a brandy new cheapo scooter, the feds will ignore it. On the other hand if you talk about setting up a meeting with your cousin Osama, they'll perk up and start listening. Mention blowing things up and they'll give you a wake up visit next AM. It's all based on key words.
 
Interesting idea. Call Afghanistan and get put on a terrorist tracking list?

Funny, but not worth the price of calling.

There are too damn many legitimate reasons to call Afghanistan for them to care about many of the phone calls that go out. Hell, those of us who've been there and could have made physical contact would be intensively monitored if a simple phone call to the country was sufficient to get on a list.

Save your money and do something more interesting and productive.

If you really want to get on a list and get monitored, then look up one of the militant Islamofascist websites and try to send them an e-mail which seems to contain code words. Even that might not get you onto a list of those to monitor - but at least the probability would be non-zero.

But then (if you want to live dangerously), become an activist in the anti-mullah Iranian organizations and then go over to visit. That would be entertaining!

After all, who bloody cares if you're being monitored by the NSA? So a computer sorts through a bunch of transmissions and someone actually looks at one of your communications to see if you are a likely terrorist? There's no guts or glory in that - just wasting your time and the money of the taxpayer.

Now baiting an Islamofascist country and then going over there to check the place out - that would be something interesting to talk about. . . If you were still able to talk. Baiting the U.S. government takes no guts and just doesn't mean a whole helluva lot.
 
JeepinDan said:
Interesting idea. Call Afghanistan and get put on a terrorist tracking list?

Funny, but not worth the price of calling.

There are too damn many legitimate reasons to call Afghanistan for them to care about many of the phone calls that go out. Hell, those of us who've been there and could have made physical contact would be intensively monitored if a simple phone call to the country was sufficient to get on a list.

Save your money and do something more interesting and productive.

If you really want to get on a list and get monitored, then look up one of the militant Islamofascist websites and try to send them an e-mail which seems to contain code words. Even that might not get you onto a list of those to monitor - but at least the probability would be non-zero.

But then (if you want to live dangerously), become an activist in the anti-mullah Iranian organizations and then go over to visit. That would be entertaining!

After all, who bloody cares if you're being monitored by the NSA? So a computer sorts through a bunch of transmissions and someone actually looks at one of your communications to see if you are a likely terrorist? There's no guts or glory in that - just wasting your time and the money of the taxpayer.

Now baiting an Islamofascist country and then going over there to check the place out - that would be something interesting to talk about. . . If you were still able to talk. Baiting the U.S. government takes no guts and just doesn't mean a whole helluva lot.

PARTY POOPER
 
yellowdog said:
i tried to flush but it overflowed the bowl :shreekz: :shreekz: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And now it's all over the whole damned floor! And the smell is searing my brain!

Please, someone, call the Hazmat team! But they won't come - too dangerous. . . Need a really big flamethrower.​
 
JeepinDan said:
And now it's all over the whole damned floor! And the smell is searing my brain!

Please, someone, call the Hazmat team! But they won't come - too dangerous. . . Need a really big flamethrower.​
:shreekz: :laughup: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: !!!!
 
RaiderZJ said:
And you felt the need to sticky this POS of a thread... good for you mike.








Oh and Merry f-ing christmas.
YEAH I WANNA FAWK WITH THE NSA [i screwed a woman who had a pic of her NSA brother with GB sr by her bed]...i owe them one

actually i do owe them one ..he tracked my cell phone whe my heep was stolen with it in it and gave his sister the address.SS# and ID of the person in Camden NJ who recieved the call from my cell after it was stolen..the cherry hill NJ cops said where did you get this INFO? i said i have MY sources you have yours

NSA RULES MORE THAN EVER WILL BE revealed ON THE INTERNET :eek: personally the level they got to scares the sh it outta me

YOU CAN SLEEP WELL WITH THESE FOLKS ON THE LINE
 

Slimpee [JU]

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Yellowdog, you're retarded...

On the other hand I can't figure out if that NSA site is for real. It has a .gov domain but for pete's sake, a kids page!?! The NSA w/ a kids site is almost to funny to believe...
 
Slimpee said:
Yellowdog, you're retarded...

On the other hand I can't figure out if that NSA site is for real. It has a .gov domain but for pete's sake, a kids page!?! The NSA w/ a kids site is almost to funny to believe...

Why shouldn't they have a kid's site? Start them code breakers young.
 

knr [JU]

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yellowdog said:
actually i do owe them one ..he tracked my cell phone whe my heep was stolen with it in it and gave his sister the address.SS# and ID of the person in Camden NJ who recieved the call from my cell after it was stolen..the cherry hill NJ cops said where did you get this INFO? i said i have MY sources you have yours
living in cherry hill, i can safely say our cops are fawking useless.. so its no surprise you managed to surprise the fawk outta them by giving them that info.

-kyle
 
knr said:
living in cherry hill, i can safely say our cops are fawking useless.. so its no surprise you managed to surprise the fawk outta them by giving them that info.

-kyle
dude when the cop came over i had a girl in my bed... heard the door being banged on a went out naked but for being wrapped in a sheet..fawker asks me if i have been drinking...I am half outta it and I say what biz is it of yours i'm in my goddam home??!!!!...then he goes "do you know where you parked your car?" i go yeah right out back..THEN dude tells me the engine is running the tranny is stripped and the lights are on it and its in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET by the WOODCREST SPEEEDLINE
 
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